Cow Jokes

Here are some milk-fed Jokes to tickle your funny bones!

What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin’

What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
“It’s just an udder day”

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
Moo-moos

What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated

Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk Dud!