Cow Jokes

Here are some milk-fed Jokes to tickle your funny bones!

What are the spots on black and white cows?

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?

What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
“It’s just an udder day”

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?

What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?

Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk Dud!